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Haha! Best Laffy Taffy ever   
11:07pm 09/11/2007
  Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?  
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Eeeeee!   
02:57am 11/12/2006
 
mood: excited
Look what I booked tonight!




Friday, January 12, 2007 - Depart - 3:20 p.m. - Minneapolis/St.Paul International Airport
Saturday, January 13, 2007 - Arrive - 6:30 a.m. - Amsterdam-Schiphol

Saturday, January 13, 2007 - Depart - 12:45 p.m. - Amsterdam/Schiphol
Saturday, January 13, 2007 - Arrive - 2:30 p.m. - Vienna International

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Monday, January 22, 2007 - Depart - 11:00 a.m. - Frankfurt International
Monday, January 22, 2007 - Arrive - 12:20 p.m. - Amsterdam-Schiphol

Monday, January 22, 2007 - Depart - 1:15 p.m. - Amsterdam/Schiphol
Monday, January 22, 2007 - Arrive - 3:20 p.m. - Minneapolis/St.Paul International Airport
 
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Oh   
06:32am 08/11/2006
  The same-sex marriage ban numbers from across the nation are pretty sickening too.


People suck.
 
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Michelle Bachman   
06:27am 08/11/2006
  "We want to secure our nation's borders, protect our country, and can anyone say, 'Cut taxes?' We also want to protect our great Minnesota family values, life, marriage and family life."

Positively revolting.
 
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So...Minnesota, followed by "nothing", followed by "The West". Makes sense to me!   
11:32pm 01/11/2006
 
What American accent do you have?
Your Result: North Central

"North Central" is what professional linguists call the Minnesota accent. If you saw "Fargo" you probably didn't think the characters sounded very out of the ordinary. Outsiders probably mistake you for a Canadian a lot.

The Midland
The West
Boston
The Inland North
Philadelphia
The South
The Northeast
What American accent do you have?
 
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The Ike Reilly Assassination   
09:28pm 12/10/2006
  Anyone heard of 'em? I'm going to see them (him?) at ValleyScare (lolz) tomorrow with Amy, she won free tickets.

Plans! I have plans! OMG!
 
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If looks could kill...   
02:30pm 28/09/2006
 
mood: worried
...I would be so dead right now.

Apparently the plate reader over in PAb North is broken, so Deb just walked over with like 6 ELISA plates to Jen and I at our plate reader, where Jen is currently reading some, after which I have plates that need to be read. Deb asked how much longer Jen was going to be, she said about half an hour probably, at which point I added, "And then I need the machine."

Deb turned and looked at me and I could just FEEL her saying, "WHAT did you just say to me, slave???" And then turned and left.
 
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Something horribly wong happened on Pajiba.   
11:29pm 08/09/2006
  "All you girls better KB cause Guss Carr is so mine. Ya if u ever meet him ask him wat his gf's mame is and he'll say, Jaque. So just telling u he already boned me, twice!! Ha,ha,ha!! Well ya da movie waz great the crumpin part wit my baby waz INTENSE. Totally!! I love u Gus wit all my corazon! Peace out.:P"



This is one of the MORE INTELLIGIBLE comments in a string of gibberish following the review of the new Bring it On movie. Apparently, the mindless hordes were directed to it via a search on Gus Carr? THEY ARE SO SCARY.
 
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Well...   
10:35pm 21/08/2006
  Time to go to bed...alone...again...

2 down, 20 to go.


But at least it was a good evening. Thanks Michelle!
 
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10:22pm 20/08/2006
  Living alone blows.  
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Geek Alert   
06:21pm 28/06/2006
  Chrissy works at my new job! And she told me this really dorky joke:

One day Heisenberg was driving along, and got stopped for speeding. The cop comes up, and he says, "Do you know how fast you were going?" And Heisenberg goes, "No, but I know where I was!"

Ah, haha. I love it.
 
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Gag me with a spoon.   
09:26am 26/05/2006
  So I'm typing something for a lady that apparently runs some sort of self-help class.

At the end of each section is a worksheet to fill out, with questions. But because this is a Happy! book, it calls them "Playsheets".

Oh. Dear. God.
 
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Well, shit.   
05:06pm 19/05/2006
  Carmen, who was supposed to replace me so I could go out and find a real job, quit today.

Finally, someone who wasn't dumber than a post! Sadly, she couldn't hack our pace. She stressified herself, and decided she couldn't do it.

Sooo...if I get hired anytime soon (which I don't think I will, I didn't feel like the interview went very well), I'd be leaving Amy and Judie up the creek without a paddle.

*sigh*
 
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11:57am 19/05/2006
  I made a doll! She doesn't look much like me, but she's got attitude!


Errr...yeah. Like I didn't waste enough time with Yahoo Avatars as it was. Thanks a lot, Carmen-who-I-don't-know!


elouai's doll maker 3
 
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03:52pm 17/05/2006
 
mood: ecstatic
OMG! OMG! Writing a cover letter worked!

I got an interview as a Research Associate in Antibody Production at the place I applied last week!

*bounce bounce*
 
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09:19am 09/05/2006
 
I am emmental cheese!
 
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A message to Earl Fischer   
11:54am 01/05/2006
  DON'T CALL ME UP AND COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW YOUR FUCKING CUSTOMERS ARE GETTING SICK OF ME FUCKING UP WHEN IT IS YOU WHO ARE FUCKING UP.  
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Someone hacked my fucking credit card   
09:20am 10/04/2006
  Someone made a $421.02 Cash Advance from an ATM in fucking DELAWARE. I have never EVER made ANY Cash Advance on that card before - why the hell didn't their "system" flag this as suspicious activity?

Yay for an exciting Monday morning.
 
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WTF?   
03:26pm 21/02/2006
  http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/02/21/funeral.motorcyclists.ap/index.html

HEY SHIRLEY! You *live* in a country that "harbors homosexuals"! You pay taxes to it! You want some divine retribution, how 'bout you go stand in a lightning storm holding a 100-foot metal pole?

Psychotic, idiotic hypocrites ftw.
 
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What a fucking ass.   
08:33am 14/02/2006
  I sent this email out on Friday to everyone we hadn't received an RSVP for the Association Meeting from:

Dear Association Members,



Last month materials were sent out regarding the upcoming annual meeting of the association on Thursday, February 16th. If you are receiving this email, it means we haven’t received your response! Please let us know whether or not you will be able to attend the meeting by returning a completed copy of the announcement letter. You may scan and email it to this address, fax it to us at 763-553-9326, or even drop it off at our office (3235 Fernbrook Lane). Thanks!


So Mr. President of the Association, who hadn't bothered to RSVP, responds with:

I'm on the Board of Directors and President of the Association. Yes, I'll be there.

Well thanks, asshole. Sure is nice that you deigned to respond this time.
 
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